in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your @ss in the train, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen."
2007-01-19 19:10:48 · 21 answers · asked by Sir Smoke-a-lot 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny. :P
2007-01-19 19:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by snickers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-24 00:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
I work for Amtrak, & that is one of the funniest jokes that's been circulating around the railroads for years. I'ts become part of our
life on the railroad.
2007-01-19 19:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lorenzo A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet he had a sore backside 9/10
2007-01-19 20:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 19:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dovahkiin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny lol
2007-01-19 20:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by H0NEY~BEE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
(lol)
I got caught i thought it was a q-tion...(lol)
It was funny!
2007-01-19 19:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by MillK J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a classic one
2007-01-19 19:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by maggielynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>>a hilarious one
2007-01-19 21:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-20 00:18:37 · answer #10 · answered by Hulabaloola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋