Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."
2007-01-19 18:24:14 · 11 answers · asked by Sir Smoke-a-lot 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant one.
2007-01-19 18:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One 10/10
2007-01-20 02:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but goldie>>>still made me to smile>>>good one>>>lol
2007-01-20 05:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-01-20 03:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sahiba B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny, 8.5/10
2007-01-20 02:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very funny.. Thanx =)
2007-01-20 02:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Guinness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah!
Thanks, I like that one.
2007-01-20 02:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever kid. That's funny.
2007-01-20 02:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by Christy K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is gd
2007-01-20 02:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by GYY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY..........
2007-01-20 07:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋