Looking for a country to illegally immigrate to?

Question

I am looking for a country where I can sneak into and have them provide me with free healthcare, free hospital care, preferential treatment in housing loans, etc, pay me welfare and just basically let me live off of their system. Oh yea I don't want to pay any taxes, I don't want to buy car insurance, and I want to send most of the money I earn to out of the country. Anybody know of a good place I could do such a thing.

Most of the answers so far are wrong in that you must be a legal citizen of those countries to get any of their benefits. I doubt Afganistan, Iraq and other such places have any benefits. Re read the question and you may edit your answer. I will pick a winner next week.

Answer 1

Australia is another one.
From what I've been hearing over the past couple of years, you only need someone to sponsor you here to get benefits, legally you have to pay tax but I can vouch that I know one who hasn't for over 9 years, he works cash in hand to avoid paying tax so he doesn't pay child support and where there's one you'll find another 10. Welfare gives you free medical, hospital, public dental will only cost total of $100 all up in most areas and apparently this is easy to dupe to get ahead of others who need it, hey if you're a junkie they'll give you a disability pension too, you can even go to a bent dr. who'll write you a script for oxy's, valiums and it'll only cost you $3.00 AU for the lot, car insurance is mandatory in NSW other states it is applied to car yard bought cars only as far as I know (had to ask a male for that one) not sure on the preferential treatment in housing loans.
Just as well there's still some of us here who like to work and pay taxes to keep such a good system going, and there are those who are looking to work so they can help pay taxes too for this system. Anyway that's about the extent of my information on this, maybe some one else knows of a few other things we can offer you. Just thought of something else, you can hook up with one of the junkies here and pimp her, prostitution is legalized in some states, that way you got someone else making you money too.

Answer 2

First tell me why an American would want to leave this country to go some where else illegally. Thanks for sharing, I would have to say it would depend on the country they were caught in. I do not what how aggressive Ecuador is, but seeing as how your teacher had to leave I would say that he/she would probably not receive any help, I do not know of any countries that have people that help people who are illegal like we have here in this country. I would offer that person support by garnering enough people's attention here to write letters to our government explaining the problem. I had another response already written out but I had to scrap it when I saw the the last part of your question. the extra details that are not included in the title.

Answer 3

Canada

Answer 4

go to Mali, the Philippines, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Iceland or the Maldives. If not, go to Polynesia. These countries are quite quiet on the international stage so go for them.

Answer 5

Yea, Canada

Answer 6

Go to Paris,France, I heard there's a free healthcare, hospital care etc. there

Answer 7

go to iran or saudi arabia or mexico and you could do such a thing

Answer 8

Just become a mail order groom and then you will not have to worry about this.

Answer 9

LMFAO!!! Give George Bush a call, he'll be waiting for you with open arms!

Answer 10

You could always try Never land or Lilliput.