absolutely!
(ps: is that your real name? i really like it! but you probably hear that all the time...)
2007-01-19 17:53:10
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answered by jessiblu_83 3
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That one's not bad. If your looking for another joke about Winnie the Pooh here's one.....
A little girl walks in one Sunday morning while her dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father, feeling a little perplexed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking such difficult questions thinks and says " Well you know how we just ate breakfast?" Yes says the girl "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff and then whatever is leftover comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked and is silent for a minute before asking: "And Tigger?"
2007-01-19 17:57:17
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answered by Amy 2
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It's ok. but hows this,
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
2007-01-19 17:54:26
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answered by jason c 4
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Hilarious!
2007-01-19 17:53:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, the first time I heard it when I was 11!
2007-01-19 17:52:36
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answered by PMar 2
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Dum Dum
2007-01-19 18:51:54
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answered by Capri 5
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yup reads 4 on my funny meter!
2007-01-19 17:51:47
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answered by bunnicula 4
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My 4 year old daughter might like it...but I doubt it.
2007-01-19 17:52:42
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answered by Ouroboros0427 2
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Oh yeah. I like that one. I'll be using it next week.
2007-01-19 17:52:55
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answered by Jon's Mom 4
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Where is the joke, is it not a statement of fact?
2007-01-19 18:30:34
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answered by Brahmanyan 5
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Not that funny to make me chuckle!!!
2007-01-19 22:01:29
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answered by Anonymous
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