What are some funny things to say in class?

Question

Like.....I was a baby once!!
I was born in a jungle!

Answer 1

Bring the teacher gifts everyday. For example one day come in with a leaf you found on the ground. And then bring in a feather. And then a piece of clean toilet paper. And each time just act real timid and say 'I got this for you. I picked it especially for you. Don't you want it?'

Answer 2

superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers
if someone near you falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the top of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already.
place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across the blackboard.
when you use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (If it's the slimy kind), but don't wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc.
screaming gibberish in crowded hallways is always good for a laugh.
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs
Run down the hall yelling "i am darth vader"
Ask the teacher if they know the muffin man.

Answer 3

Well, this is a bit sick, but, my friend used to sit in the back and when the class got quiet he'd shout "If you don't have a _________ look at me!" And of course, everyone would look at him. Fill in the blank with whatever comes to mind.

Answer 4

start singing im a little tea pot...hehehe. or any other retarded songu can think of....maybe even like a sappy ballad song