Gas! what smells worst?

Question

does any one thinks that when you pass one of those silent farts, it smells worst than the loud ones? Have you ever been around company and pass one of those silent farts, and it just blew up the whole room? lol

Answer 1

I can think of several serious responses to this:
1) Yes, the so-called Silent But Deadly (SBD)'s USUALLY seem worse, but I'm not sure why. Among those, three kinds come to mind:
a) Those that "escape" into the room and move somewhere else.
b) Those that "hang around" and seem to really be killers.
c) Those that "blow up". These seem to make more noise than scent.

2) Among those that aren't "deadly", I can think of several types:
a) Those that are flat-smelling and noisy
b) Those that are sort of "wet" (but not "sharts") and make less noise and more smell
c) The very rare ones that are both loud and smelly. These seem to take longer to make the sound.

I bet nobody else tries to answer this seriously.

I am sure somebody has written a book on this. As I recall, there's actually a book called "The Gas We Pass" that attempts to be halfway serious about it.

At any rate, this is not an experiment I would conduct with company. :-)

Answer 2

I wonder about the accuracy of people that claim that they smell worse. Do they go around smelling loud farts and SBDs to figure out which is worse? I doubt somebody would. The gas comes out of the same smelly hole, so I don't see that there should be a difference. Of course, perhaps SBDs seem stinkier because they catch you off guard until you are taking a heavy whiff whereas loud farts you hear and know to leave BEFORE the smell is bad. More research is needed but who would want to do it?

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Those are silent but deadly, Sugar, silent but deadly!