Subject: Never get choked in West Verginia
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
After ordering their cornbread and beans,they talk about the latest addition ti their junkyard buisness.
Suddenly, a woman at a table nearby,who is eating a sandwich,begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her an says"Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breath?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman,lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breath again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
2007-01-19 17:26:47 · 16 answers · asked by Char 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, I'll have to try that, if I get into trouble, I'll tell them that's what it said to do on Yahoo! LOL!
2007-01-19 17:33:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the 13 year old hillbilly girl say after sex?
Roll over dad your smashing my smokes.
2007-01-19 17:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny 9.9999999/10 (leaving you room for improvement)
2007-01-19 17:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 of the funniest jokes ever star for u if i can find how to
2016-05-23 23:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious gets 10/10
2007-01-19 18:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A teeth brush,,, F'n lmao
2007-01-19 17:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by freekatello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that was hillarious, corny but good for a laugh..
thank you
2007-01-19 17:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'm from WV... I received the same joke in a e-mail the other day...
2007-01-19 19:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure they weren't from Texas??!?!? LOL thats a funny joke!
2007-01-19 17:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-19 17:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by unit ® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋