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im a expert bear tarp user and i am a expert at sex and rly liek both and i rly want to use them 2gether. so my question is how have u used them together and how?

2007-01-19 16:47:37 · 15 answers · asked by Curiosio Mysterioso 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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If you got a nice girl with a nice set of kankles then a bear trap can be really erotic. Don't try it on those skinny womens though

2007-01-19 16:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, I would say use the newer ones (traps) without teeth, they sell the repros for about $250. Usually a "bear trap" is what you call a BIG gal that hasn't ever shaved that sort of clamps down and holds you there until she's ready to let go (do you really think all those 90 year old millionaires really "died in their sleep"?).As for using the steel trap, you might better put it by the window in case she tries to sneak out. Although you could use them out in the woods and them have sex with whatever you trap, that should be an interesting "Darwin Award" story.

2007-01-19 16:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm lost whats the difference between a baer trap and a bear tarp? Is it like a regular old tarp with bears on it or....? I am thinking maybe its a bit late for you, best to go take a nap or something.
-NmD!

2007-01-19 16:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 2 0

You know, they have made some wonderful advances in psychiatric medications these days. You really ought to checkl into that. And those big old state mental institutions aren't really as bad as people say. Just something you might want to think about there Skippy.

2007-01-19 17:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by alanpvr 3 · 1 0

well, you would make a simple chastity belt out of one. the bear trap would be facing inwards or outwards, depending on how sick you or your partner is. also, this is a dumb joke question. you people dont even try anymore, do you? i hope you chop off your nethers in an intentional bear trap mishap.

2007-01-19 16:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by vincent c 1 · 0 0

Try using the bear trap when you are having "relations" just with yourself, just to test it out first.

2007-01-19 16:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anna K 3 · 1 0

Nope never used them together but you might want to check with your partner first and ask them how they would like it used.

2007-01-19 16:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

open trap insert feet shut up trap scream loudly are you crazy what kind of person are you??? didnt anyone ever teach you the proper way ???

2007-01-19 16:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by cat w 2 · 0 0

Not if you want to type legibly afterwards.

2007-01-19 16:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by The V-Man 2 · 0 0

learn to spell first

2007-01-19 16:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by sweet 1 · 0 0

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