Can I paint your porch?

Question

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder and anything else she might need was in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 1

So funny I can't stop laughing!!!!Here is a star by the way.....

Answer 2

What goes round comes round! 10/10 Thankyou for sharing.

Answer 3

Very good 10/10 thats one messed up ferrari he has there

Answer 4

Finally one I havent heard before. Thanksfor the laugh!

Answer 5

weeeeeeeeeee 9/10 keep it up

Answer 6

Pretty Good.

Answer 7

Very funny, you deserve stars. Here one comes from me!

Answer 8

Good one.

Answer 9

its a gud one ...and for a change smething new

Answer 10

loved it. way cool.