A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a DNR officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any minute. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman. "That's true, but you have all the equipment.
2007-01-19 15:57:28 · 6 answers · asked by Mom of Three 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For all I know you could start at any minute. The DNR officer says "Have a nice day ma'am and drives away.
2007-01-19 15:58:05 · update #1
Sorry if you've seen it before. I don't have time to go back and read previous posts.
2007-01-19 16:02:47 · update #2
I saw that one on here a couple days ago...still a good joke though
2007-01-19 16:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by Jack P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extremely funny
2007-01-19 16:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by Matthew W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-01-19 16:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one has been around a while, but thanks for the memory!
2007-01-19 16:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by mountain woman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 9/10 thanks
2007-01-19 19:11:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Thanks.
2007-01-19 16:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋