Need a laugh.
2007-01-19 15:37:05 · 8 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you can never charge me for anything
2007-01-19 23:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by test page 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well these are a little risque.Don't read further if you're easily offended
What's the definition of a pimp?Answer he's a crack salesman
What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up.Answer old age
What's the difference between hard up and down and out Answer 5minutes
Little Georgie was a young man and bought a donkey.when he went to pick it up the farmer told him the donkey had died.Well george thought he'd get his money back.but the farmer said bad luck.Couple of months later the farmer met georgie and told him he was sorry about the donkey.Not to worry says George I sold it.How says the farmer you can't sell a dead donkey.Well actually I raffled it.Sold a 100 tickets at $10 each.Crikey thats a $1000 how did you deal with the winner.Easy says George I just explained the beast had died and gave him $200 to buy a better one.
Now that just shows you the ingenuity of George He grew up to be president of the USA and has been making donkeys'of us ever since
2007-01-19 16:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry you are so blue. For your enjoyment I am giving you several funny jokes. I hope they cheer you up they do me.
Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " I'm afaid not
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm.~
What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Those damn wheelchairs.
2007-01-19 15:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Serinity4u2find 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you get went you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A100 foot cock that want to reach out and touch someone. What worse than getting rape by Jack the Ripper? Getting finger by Caption HOOK! What did the egg said to the hot boiling water? How can I get hard went I just got laid a minute ago.
2007-01-19 16:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q) What's the difference between mud and a loaf of bread?
A) If you don't know the answer to that, I'm never asking you to go to the store for a loaf of bread.
2007-01-19 15:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sodium and Helium were in a bar, having a drink when they see gold come in . Sodium then yells A U ome over here...
2007-01-19 15:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by pinkfreak1600 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? (a nervous wreck)
What type of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka)
2007-01-19 15:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by nuttin'fancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.
2007-01-19 15:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by GrapeMSH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋