The jokes I read of people's on here were either corny or bad. The person who can give me their best
2007-01-19 15:26:00 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you can buy a really good joke from me for a penny. whadya say? deal or no deal?
you're already at the losing end of the deal, because you used up 5 points to ask this, and I gained 2 just by giving a silly answer.
2007-01-19 15:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay, this isnt really a joke, but its completely random!
Okay, so this isnt really a joke, but its completely random!
Did you know that by the age of 5 our brains will be deducted into the 12??
Little Timmy "My fish died yesturday." Grandpa "Oh, what a pity"
My Aunt Sue has got a message for you!!!! Eat fried RICE!!!!
Guesss what???? Im a maniac! How so said the wee man? My wee wee is too small!
Pickles anyone???? GURGLE
Im bored what shall I do?
Slap yourself across the face 3 times then rub it..
I will throw corn at your eyes if you ask me to tell you a joke!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 15:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is totally clean: A long long long time ago, a man went to see a philosopher because he had a question. This was his question: What is absolute nothing? The philosopher answered, "What rocks dream about."
if you dont get it, so so sorry
if you do, laugh on!!
oh.. i guess the 3 dudes above my answer will not get best answer points! HEE HEE
2007-01-19 15:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by johanna m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joe is always bragging to his neighbor, Skip, that he knows everyone in the world. One day Skip gets tired of Joe being so braggy, so he challenges him. "Hey Joe, I bet you don't know Eddie Murphy." Joe says,"Actually I do know Ed, and to prove it we'll fly out to LA." So the neighbors go to Murphy's house in LA. Joe knocks on the door and sure enough, he is a friend of Eddie Murphy. Then all three of them have some coffee while Joe and Eddie catch up. While Joe and Skip are walking out of his house, Skip is still not impressed. "So Joe, do you know the president?" "Guess what? I do know the president." Joe says. Then the two neighbors fly to Washington D.C. to take a tour of the White House. While on the tour, Joe and Skip stray away from the group and somehow find president Bush. "Hey Joe! I was on my way to a meeting, but why don't you and your friend here come with me and we'll talk in the kitchen." So all three of them go to the kitchen and discuss Bush's other crazy plans for the war. On their way out of the White House, Skip says,"Alright, last one. I don't think you know the Pope." "I know the Pope, and to prove it we'll go to Vatican City." When they get to Vatican City Joe and Skip join a large crowd of people standing outside a balcony on which the Pope is standing on. "I'll never catch the Pope's eye from here. But I know all the guards, Skip watch the balcony in a few minutes I'll be standing up there with the Pope." says Joe. Sure enough, in a few minutes Joe is up on the balcony with the Pope. After a few moments up there Joe comes back to the crowd only to find Skip in a streacher with paramedics all around him. "What happened Skip?" he asked. "I had a heart-attack after you appeared on the balcony. The guy next to me said,'Who's that on the balcony with Joe?'"
Do you like my joke?
2007-01-19 15:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK OK
A priest and a Rabii go to the gym... oh wait, how does it go?
Ok OK A priest and a nun go to a holiday resort and rent a single suite with one bed.... oh wait, forgot that one too.
I'll get it.....
2007-01-19 15:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope i got nothn
2007-01-19 15:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by hindicomingthroo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice eyes... can I touch them?
2007-01-19 15:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by goiowa6 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
johanna's joke's funny... if you get it lol
2007-01-23 13:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋