Billy Bob and Vern talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Vern, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go and all."
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Pauline got pregnant.
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Pauline got pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Pauline didn't get pregnant again."
Vern asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Pauline with me." .
2007-01-19 15:12:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
will do colin i am slightly pxssid
2007-01-19 15:17:21 · update #1
pmsl good 1 10/10
2007-01-19 18:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good night! Thanks for making me giggle! If I was Billy Bob I'd be heading for the big D for the next vacation!lol
2007-01-19 15:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an unexpected punch line! Still very funny though!
2007-01-19 15:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one chris 10/10
2007-01-19 20:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just yesterday, read this joke in another version....Good night!!
2007-01-19 15:17:12 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee
2007-01-19 20:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny
where would you recommend, and is it really a good idea to bring the wife?
2007-01-19 15:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA this is so friggin hilarious!!1
LMGO
(Laughing My Guts Out)
LOL-vanilla
2007-01-19 15:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by Vandela H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha stop with bashing the girls ok? i stilllike it but come on
2007-01-19 15:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by pinkcbpoet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that 1 is great!!! laughed until i cried!
2007-01-19 22:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by brefbaybay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋