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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her Grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gramma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"

Horrified Jenny suggesting that f**king at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!

"Oh No," Her grandma replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"

"In with the dings out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damm Fire Engine passing by, He'd still be alive!!!

2007-01-19 14:59:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

hahahaha.......good and funny........thanks for the morning's first laugh....lol

2007-01-19 15:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 1

Haha that is extremly hilarious! Ha that gave me a laugh!
Thanks for that funny joke.
Lol-vanilla

2007-01-19 23:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by Vandela H 1 · 0 0

i agree with the person 2 above me i didnt want to picture that...

2007-01-19 23:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 0 0

Is that a true store..
It sounds to unbelievable not to be true..

2007-01-19 23:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mark B 4 · 0 0

hahahahahaha, thats funny

2007-01-19 23:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0 0

THERE'S a mental image I didn't want...

2007-01-19 23:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0 0

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