A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but his companion acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door.??
2007-01-19 14:58:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very bad and dangerous situation to be in 10/10
2007-01-19 20:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L good 1 9/10
2007-01-20 02:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha caught out 9/10
2007-01-20 03:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah two meals for the price of one, good man.
2007-01-19 23:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by ........ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnier than your joke, which is funny, are the replies from some of our blonde YA'ers.
2007-01-19 23:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy but funny.
2007-01-19 23:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as a joke but I don't think it would be in real life LOL!
2007-01-19 23:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. ima girl an i think its kinda funny
2007-01-19 23:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by pinkcbpoet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-20 02:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one ;)
2007-01-19 23:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by melissamarie728 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋