The President was looking for a call girl and he found three such ladies in a local bar: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
To the blonde he said "I am the President of the United States of America. How much will it cost me to spend some time with you?"
The blonde replied, "For you, Mr. President, it will cost $500."
To the Redhead he asked the same question. She replied "I will spend all the time you want for $1,000."
When he approached the brunette he asked the same question and she said, "If you can raise my skirt as high as you've raised my taxes, and can get your pants as low as my wages, and get that thing of yours as hard as times are now, and screw me as well as you do the public, believe me, it won't cost you a damn thing!"
2007-01-19 14:57:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice try... It worked better when the president was a whore-monger instead of a war-monger...
2007-01-19 15:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brunettes rule.
2007-01-19 23:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave it 2 a brunette 2 tell it like it is lol
2007-01-19 23:11:20 · answer #3 · answered by kraze_lil_me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truly a gud one
2007-01-20 03:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by nitin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt that the truth! LOL i like it
2007-01-19 23:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ......haha the brunnette is so RIGHT
2007-01-19 23:03:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-01-20 00:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋