With a puzzled look on his face an boy asked, "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.",
She explained. The Mother paused for a moment then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
2007-01-19 14:54:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so hilarious!!!! omg ahahahahahahahaha fuNNY
2007-01-19 14:59:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♥(~~**~~)♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 22:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.M.G.torn rubber 10/10
2007-01-20 03:29:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The condom broke, and nine month later that Tommy RUBBER.
2007-01-20 00:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, a tire blew out when they were "making" him. I get it.
2007-01-19 23:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The punchline I heard was "Why do you ask, Two-Dogs ****ing???"
2007-01-19 23:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one ; )
2007-01-19 23:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by melissamarie728 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-19 23:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋