Fixed job interview.........?

Question

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Jones. The boss thought I'm not hiring that lazy bum, so he decided to set a test for Jones, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." So Jones says, "Dat's easy," and proceeds to draw three tree's. The boss says, "What the hell's that?" Jones says, "Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine." Fair enough, says the boss.

Second question, same rules, but represent 99. Jones stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir," he says. The boss scratches his head and says, " How on earth do you get that to represent 99. Jones says, " Each tree's dirty now! so it's dirty tree, n' dirty tree n' dirty tree, dats 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "Alright, question three.........

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Same rules again, but represent the number 100." Jones stares into space again, then he shouts, "Got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "There ya go sir, 100."

The boss looks at Jones' attempt and thinks 'Ha! got him this time.' Go on Jones, you must be mad if you think that represents a hundred."

ones leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now you've got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, an' dirty tree an' a turd, which makes one hundred, when do I start me job?"

Answer 1

Funny! 10/10!

Answer 2

Without the dude's accent that wouldnt hav made any sense! i give it a 10/10!!!

Answer 3

great joke well thought out 10/10

Answer 4

clever. very clever indeed. perhaps you should make in known before jones starts talking that he has a slight speech impediment.

Answer 5

Heh heh.
Great example of uneducated brilliance.

Maybe it should have been a little shorter, though.

Answer 6

Never heard before, good one (Its rare to see here new jokes) thnx.

Answer 7

Thats was the funniest!

Answer 8

thats funny

Answer 9

hilarious but i'm just writing of points

Answer 10

Nice 1!!!!