I knew exactly one person that ate Limburger Cheese (my step-father) and he is dead.
Can I conclude that Limburger cheese kills and that there should be a 3 day waiting period and background checks before someone buys that cheese?
2007-01-19 14:39:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
ive never ahd that cheese and i dont plan on it now. thanks for saving my life!!! lol!!! =)
2007-01-19 15:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Random is my passion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it kills. You can try this at work if you are in a "problem office" (i.e., surrounded by really nasty co-workers with whom you don't get along):
Take a block of Limburger cheese, cut it into chunks, and place them in a plastic tub. Seal the lid tightly. Take this tub to work with you, then casually invite everybody to gather around your workstation, promising them that you've got a batch of, uh, chocolate candies that you'd like to share with them.
When the greedy parasites - oops, I mean your co-workers - gather around to get their undeserved free candy, that's when you pop open the lid of that plastic tub containing the Limburger cheese (which now should be nicely warmed up to room temperature, allowing it to exude even MORE deadly stench!).
Stand aside as your co-workers drop like flies all around you, some of them actually dead. Then take the open tub and place it on your boss's desk as you leave the building, laughing hysterically all the way home.
(Don't be surprised, though, if the police come looking for you later that day. I'm sure somebody is bound to make a big stink over all those dead bodies at your place of work!)
If this doesn't appeal to you, then just stick with Velveeta.
Good night, and good luck. Col. Kurtz.
2007-01-19 15:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Col. Kurtz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Call the Limburger Cheese Police. We can charge the smelly cheese with assault on the nasal passage. Seriously, if you can past the initial smell, it is really good.
2007-01-19 14:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by ffutsxaj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've smelled the ends of the unopened packages one time at the store. I couldn't get it past my nose to possible eat it! I surmise you could yak to death!
You could also be crushed by those giant cheese wheels!
2007-01-19 14:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by KirksWorld 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is extremey deadly if you've got an especially sensitive sense of smell. It brings on delusions, leading to ghostly possesion and then aneurism.
2007-01-19 14:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jennay5309 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess If Thats All Ya Eat! Want Be Able To Poop!
2007-01-19 14:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by awalll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv eaten limburger and im still here ...uuugghh errr croak.....
2007-01-19 14:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by josh j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The smell alone is deadly.
2007-01-19 14:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by khanoldfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is rotten cheese!!! Don't eat it!!
2007-01-19 14:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by Janice 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duh, would you conclude then, that if someone ate a big steak before they died, that the steak killed them?
2007-01-19 14:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by joulesofaffection 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋