Dares for you and your Workmates to do! very funny (part 3)?

Question

FIVE-POINT DARES

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1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you Actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

6. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

7. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

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Answer 1

thank you so much. it is 4:30 in the morning and I was laughing so loudly everyone has woke up. and the comp is down in the kitchen and theyre all upstairs.

they are totally hillarious. do u mind if i make an email out these for all my friends?

Answer 2

AHAHA, I can picture someone with a really straight face going into someone's room and just turning the lights on and off, I'd laugh myself silly... I couldn't use curse words so I settled for the next best choice.

Answer 3

Some people at work may find these funny, however, there is a consequence to every action. Some may be offended, and class these 'jokes' as childish pranks. Some who take the chance of actually carrying out these suggestions you have made, could lose their jobs!

Answer 4

i like the shut up damn it shut up one

Answer 5

cool darling

Answer 6

Good one.!!!