A young woman goes to confession. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned, she says. "Last night, my boyfriend, Gunners, made love to me seven times."
"My child," replies the priest, "You must go home and suck the juice of seven lemons."
"And will that absolve me?" asks the woman.
"No" replies the priest. "But it might take that smug look off your face."
2007-01-19 13:58:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done fingers 10/10 for that one lemons do make you pucker your lips
2007-01-19 20:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 9/10
2007-01-20 03:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thtat a very good 1
2007-01-20 02:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2007-01-20 02:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, lol, 9/10
2007-01-20 03:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard of it before.
2007-01-20 05:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, good one.
2007-01-22 11:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow funny it made me laugh =)
2007-01-19 22:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by J V N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny
2007-01-19 22:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by White Shooting Star of HK 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
m i supposed to laugh on reading this???
2007-01-20 06:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by nitin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋