ONE-POINT DARES
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1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2.To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3.Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4.Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5.While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6.When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7.Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8.Don't use any punctuation.
9.Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10.Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
If you go to my profile thingy and look up my questions there is 2 other parts to this joke i just couldnt fit em all in! lol they get funnier tho
2007-01-19 13:56:46 · 12 answers · asked by satans_sisteruk2002 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok i added more parts to this joke, it wouldnt all fit in lol.
haha no i have never tried to page myself, should i? lol
2007-01-19 14:03:29 · update #1
love em all
2007-01-19 14:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every day at work I get this look from one of my co-workers like I'm the most bizarre person he's ever met. I eat tofu, have a unique sense of style, and I tend to wear purple eyeliner. Every day is just an attempt to show him another crazy antic...It's so funny to watch him try and figure out where I'm coming from.
2007-01-19 14:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by Phlebotomist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHA, i'm able to image somebody with an fairly immediately face going into somebody's room and purely turning the lighting fixtures on and rancid, i might chuckle myself stupid... i could not use curse words so I settled for the subsequent terrific selection.
2016-10-07 10:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL highlighter on the computer screen... nearly as good as a blonde using white-out
2007-01-19 14:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pixie_Lily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I particularly like number 10 hehehee
2007-01-19 13:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by riffyxraff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a normal day for me at the office, so where is the dare?
2007-01-19 14:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by froggy010101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-19 13:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by White Shooting Star of HK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever page yourself? Hilarious!
2007-01-19 14:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#5 is just soooooo funny.
Thanx.
Add this too......
When somebody gives u a shake hand , just shake it very fast & say "WHAT A PALM SHAKE!" { like milk shake.}
2007-01-20 00:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by vinu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like #2
2007-01-19 14:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by hoplessly_in_love 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋