A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite
chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is"
2007-01-19 13:53:54 · 7 answers · asked by its_me_cheeky_dee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha haa haaaa 10/10
2007-01-19 19:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-01-19 14:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by White Shooting Star of HK 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My husband and I both got a good laugh.
2007-01-19 14:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I think i blushed a little. ROTLMAO!!!! That was pretty good... I'm gonna have to use that one, K?
2007-01-19 13:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really gud n new stuff
2007-01-20 00:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by nitin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!
2007-01-19 13:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2007-01-19 13:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋