"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
2007-01-19 13:49:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-01-19 13:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats 2 cute ;0)
2007-01-19 21:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by stephanie1101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-19 21:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by White Shooting Star of HK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I truly like that! It makes me wonder if that story exists somewhere in real life. Good one!
2007-01-19 21:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by JACQUELINE T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, quite good.
Thunmbs for you!
Oh I forgot, I don't have enough level to do so yet!
2007-01-19 21:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by UGC_2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. Not even mildly funny. Good Luck ! :)
2007-01-19 21:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a question. You'll be looking for the comedy forums...
2007-01-19 21:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Cynthia D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Trust me, she's doing the right thing.
2007-01-19 21:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by JoeyJordison12929043 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-19 22:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by JenniT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh, lol! That is so true!
2007-01-19 21:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by littlegirllost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha good one
2007-01-19 21:52:38 · answer #11 · answered by Claudia C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋