Will you do this for me?

Question

All in fun...

If you can, list your top 5 most annoying "frequently asked question" in this section. The top 5 most annyong "frequent answers" and then share the best answer and/or question you have read here. (links arent nessisary but are appreciated)

Thank you in advance :D

Answer 1

Ya know, you are one of the christians who I like the most on this forum. But five might be a bit much. Let's try

1. Non-believers, what if you're wrong?
2. How can something just decide to evolve? (or something along those lines)
3. Why do atheists and agnostics even come here?

I think I'll stop there.

peace

Answer 2

My top 5 most annoying questions are:

1) Am I pregnant?
2) Is there a God
3) Should I dump him?
4) Is he cheating on me?
5) Why do people ask stupid questions?

My top 5 most annoying answers are:
1) WTF.
2) You are contradicting yourself.
3) Because Christians are so ignorant and dilusional.
4) Yes/No
5) Who cares.

And the best answer I have read here was:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjsStQNGX5JTbXf8Mdxqi97sy6IX?qid=20070118122354AAvFSgV

I asked them to finish this statement, "I would rather stick my hand in a light socket than ........... ?" Read what the best answer was. I won't ruin the surprise. It was an all time great. I still laugh thinking about it.

That was a fun question. Thanks for asking it. :>))

Answer 3

This would take a lot of time ot go over all the questions, but off hand, some of the most annoying questions to me are:
1) Why is everybody bashing the Christians?
2) Why is everybody bashing the atheists?
3) Why is everybody bashing the Muslims?
Questions of that sort - or "Why do Christians always.. why do atheists always...?" etc.
Annoying answers are those which have nothing to do with he subject, somebody ranting about his favourite theme;
Also those who copy and paste something long from a web page
Those who use the answers section to advertise their web page
Those who use their answer to attack some group, even though it has nothing to do with the question
Those who write very long answers (I'm afraid I'm slapping my own fingers with this one!)
To fin the best question or answer, I would have to really look through it all - and haven't been in here as much lately.
EDIT:
Looking at other answers, I would add that I hate those questions that challenge the right of either atheists, or Christians, to present their beliefs in this forum.

Answer 4

Annoying Questions:

1) Anything asking about Biblical contradictions.
2) Anything asking for proof in some scientific form.
3) Anything related to Mithraism
4) Anything about religion and war.

Annoying Answers:

1) Christians are ipso facto idiots.
2) Freudian accounts of religion as psychological projections.
3) Marxist accounts of religion as social manipulation tools.
4) Anything that contains logical fallacies while accusing Christians of using logical fallacies.
5) Anything citing Richard Dawkins as an authority on religion.

Answer 5

I'm unannoyable, but I'll give it a shot:

5. Can God make an X so Y, that even He can't Z it?
4. Anything beginning with "EVOLUTIONIST:" and then links to "Answers in Genesis"
3. Why do atheists post here?
2. If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
1. Do Atheists believe in anything?

Okay, #5 I kind of like if it's creative. Like that penguin's duck one.

Answer 6

Q's :

1. If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
2. What are atheists doing on the R&S?
3. Prove to me that god does not exist
4. If believers are right and there is a god, shouldn't you believe just to be on the safe side?
5. Why are ALL (whatevers) (something)? (Insert -- atheists & stupid, Christians & brainwashed, Muslims & terrorists -- any generic sweeping generality.)

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Answer 7

I can only give you my top one.

1. If God created man then who created God?

After that I don't have any that come to mind.

Answer 8

Pascale's wager, hands down.
If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys, is a close second.

Answer 9

am i pregnant?
do i have an std?
how do i lose weight really fast?
is he cheating on me? (duh!)
what will increases my chances of conceiving fast?

Answer 10

ugh sorry that is too much work. I like the silly ?'s though they make me smile!