Subject: HOW TO PREVENT THE FLU
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> >Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
> >admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon
> >the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
> >sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
> >tea.
> >As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
> >noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
> >with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
> >When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
> >
> >The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
> >and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
> >could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if
> >you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
> >
> >"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
> >the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
> >ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet
> >and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I
> >haven't had the flu all winter?"
>
2007-01-19 13:39:38 · 10 answers · asked by kayjay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't mind if you pass it along.
I think I have some redneck jokes, but too long to post here. I'll see if I still have it and email it.
2007-01-19 14:09:31 · update #1
HA HA HA!!!!
That's great!! No, I have not heard this one.
Yep, thanks for a great laugh. My husband and I are trying to prove that each other is a redneck. I have five points, he has two!!!
If you know any good "you might be a redneck if" jokes, please feel free to answer my latest question. My son just said "mom, you might be a redneck if you color your neck red!" (he doesn't get the concept very well).
Well, thanks again for the laugh!!
2007-01-19 13:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one adorable joke! I just had to copy it so I could spread the laughter. I hope you don't mind.
2007-01-19 13:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good one.
2007-01-19 13:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 13:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Dananana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really like that one!!!
2007-01-19 13:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha this was funny
2007-01-19 13:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Claudia C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny :)
2007-01-19 13:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by <3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2007-01-19 13:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by beachladyjenn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny u had me rollin on the floor HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-01-19 14:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-19 13:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by Drew 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋