A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says 'Oi, we don't serve electrons in here!' to which the proton replies 'But I'm not an electron!'. The barman asks 'Are you sure?' and the proton replies 'I'm positive!'.
2007-01-19 13:38:54 · 7 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one was better in the comic...
a kid was disciplined by his teacher and told to write "i will not say that word" 1,000 times on the board
so the kid wrote
for (int i = 0; i <= 1000; i++)
system.out.println("i will not say that word");
2007-01-19 13:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by DarkAardvark 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh positive!proton,positive!
2007-01-19 21:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by empress_bilqis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did the elephant keep from falling in the cocoa! he sat on the marshmallow
2007-01-19 21:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-19 21:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by satans_sisteruk2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow... I actually get it!!!
2007-01-19 21:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by Chocolate Beauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-20 01:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it
2007-01-19 21:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by hoplessly_in_love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋