5 BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15min. power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me on."
3. "Phew! I must have left the top of the Tippex off. You probably just got here in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
And the number 1 best thing to say if you're caught sleeping at your desk is...
Raise your head slowly and say, ".....in Jesus name, Amen." :)
2007-01-19 13:32:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny
2007-01-19 13:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Dananana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL wish I had thought of that, I once fell asleep at my desk at the call centre where I worked, a large mail order company, my fingers were still on the keys, but I had no idea what I had been talking to the agent about .....oops,,,, I had a good-ish excuse I had been up all night mum in law had a heart attack so had been at the hospital.....but had to go to work as no holiday to take....
2007-01-21 21:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi fidgety how about:
My entire family was wiped out last night by Machine-gun wielding burglars, and I didn't get much sleep afterwards.
I was psyching myself up for the rest of the day.
Damn.Why did you interrupt me? I'd almost figured out a solution to our problem.
I was trying to pick up my contact lenses without using my hands.
This is in return for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work.
I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
2007-01-19 13:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would go with #5 or #2
2007-01-19 13:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by go UCLA bruins! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you used your mothers and fathers card then your purchase will take position on the invoice they get each month or so declaring what has been offered with the cardboard. and that i'm no longer going to say "do not smoke" yet i'll claim that smoking is undesirable.
2016-10-15 11:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by bucci 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i would use 4 or 2
2007-01-19 13:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by hoplessly_in_love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laugh out loud. Funny.
2007-01-19 15:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one was a funny punchline. good one!...10/10
2007-01-19 21:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a curry last nite and my farts today are knocking me out natural gas
2007-01-19 20:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats funny as!!!
2007-01-19 13:49:09 · answer #10 · answered by satans_sisteruk2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋