Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me .. As it turned out,
she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought,
well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in
to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was
feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Sara said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Sara knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me. " I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do
we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom."
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
on the couch...
Completely naked.
2007-01-19 13:20:24 · 48 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ha ha ha ha...lol...
good joke, every time I hear it..it still makes me laugh...
2007-01-19 13:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok, first off, this is really weird that it sounds like your wife planned with this other woman to do this.
Normally, I would think, if your wife would do this, it is either to test your faitfulness, or
a really happy birthday to you to get a 3 some
However, since it was only for a surprise birthday party and not the other two reasons, then I would say that a good indication if whether or not your wife will forgive you is whatever her reaction was when she saw you sitting there naked.
If she looked completely appalled, then probably "no".
If she had a emotionless face, then either she is a really good actress or she doesn't care that you were planning on cheating on her.
Personally, if my husband did this I don't think I could forgive him.
2007-01-19 13:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this sound like a short story you made up off the top of your Head good story post more but do not try to make people think its real .. by the way even if you was not on the couch naked your wife would have been super pissed off anyway and no one would ever set that up sorry dude
2007-01-19 13:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by dmck105 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Naked, you are in deep doo doo with family. That is a typical man for you. I am not sure if your wife will get over this behavior. She will think that you and Ms. Thang has something going on. You will be repeating the word sorry for along time. I hope you apoligized to your secretary, being that secretaries are known to sleep with the boss. This made her look bad in front of your family. Sooooo, get started with the azz kissing.
2007-01-19 13:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by michellej 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke?If its true thats what I wanna no what did your wife say and why would your wife set her up to do the party at her apartment you have no right in her apartment and if I was your wife I would be mad you even ate lunch at a private place and went back to her place aside from being naked
2007-01-19 13:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG didn't you find something fishy about the whole thing? I would've never went in her apartment if i were you. I bet your wife already thinks that you are creeping with other women. I really don't know what to tell you besides apologize to every one that were in that apartment. I wish you the best of lucks. NExt time take a min to analyze the situation!
2007-01-19 13:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jeenie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy! Was that a joke? If so it was the best ever;
If not, my heart goes out to you, really, it does.
But, if I were in your wife's shoes, really, I don't know if I'll forgive you. For the children, gosh!
From hero you go down to loser.
I know, the circumstances were just right for what happened, but...It would take time to forgive that one and ever trust you again.
But surely, your secretary wanted to ambush you?
This got to be a joke. I hope for your sake, as it was the funniest i've ever heard!xx
2007-01-19 20:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Kc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God forbid if i was ur wife you would not be alive to ask this questions. but when it comes to ur kids they are going to be humiliated just like ur wife and i dont know if they will ever forgive you but they might eventually in a long, long time, talk to you again. your wife it going to be extremely hurt so i believe that you should give her something thoughtful and amazing as she is hopefully handing you the divorse papers.
2007-01-19 13:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle Annette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would forgive you since it never happened. This is a joke. I had it sent to me several times by friends and family! But even so I still think it's hysterical!
2007-01-19 13:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your nuts if you have a wife and kids Dont cheat grow up and if you want out get out. dont let your kids and wife suffer. If i was your wife and saw you naked in another chick bed room I would leave you
2007-01-19 13:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by J D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You totally humilated your family. But your secretary totally lead you on and gave you mixed signals. I wouldn't forgive you though. Sorry. I hope they are more forgiving than what I would be.
2007-01-19 13:24:27 · answer #11 · answered by Deborah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋