Could God make a sandwich so big he couldn't eat it? Could God make a baby duck so cute that he would bow to it? etc. . . Are your minds so small that you can't accept the idea that something you can't see or touch can exsist? How pathetic.
2007-01-19 13:20:09 · 33 answers · asked by Ethan M 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
then they get all bent out of shape when you ask a question that is asinine towards them
touche I'd say
2007-01-19 13:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
God was an Anunaki called the creator who created homo sapian as a slave race to mine gold
he was a thieving, lying,war mongering,slave master
and his descendents the illuminati to this day control the believers by brainwashing and organised religion ,that they invented to keep humanity in seperate bits so that they could manipulate everybody and make money on the conflicts
this was an Alien ,an extraterestrial ,and we are his product of cloning and genetic engineering .
the reptilian brain in our heads is a souvenir of their genetics.
And the last thing they were was Gods ,although in Genesis ,they are the Gods(plural)mentioned who fathered the Nephilim.
but then everybody who lives beyond the illuminaties brainwashing knows this
you are the one with the locked mind that is prevented from discovering the truth ,hopelessly entangled in confusion by the lies of the illuminaty ,who control you
and to top it all off you have betrayed the real Local Gods Gaia (the Earth),the Sun and the Moon ,
with out them life any life would not exist
so apoart from limited vision you are also a traitor
2007-01-19 13:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do creationists ask asinine questions about evolution?
Like my favorite and probably the most asked question on Yahoo Answers... If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
The difference is, atheists are asking the questions to subtly make fun of the real serious questions asked by theists that are even more asinine because they were asked in earnest...
It doesnt make it right or justifiable but all they are doing is making fun of people who are ignorant, by acting ignorant themselves..
Ps Hey!! Lois... the wolf analogy is mine!! LOL
2007-01-19 13:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 08:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They just want to get a reaction out of you. It's hard to convert an Atheist to believe in God.
2007-01-19 13:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by mandm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could God make a Tootsie Pop so big that he'd never get to the center, no matter how many times he licked it?
Could God make a fart so smelly that even he would pass out?
Could God make his nuts so big that they wouldn't fit down his own throat?
Could God make a religion so silly that even he wouldn't believe it?
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW! ^_^
"Atheists ask dumb questions about God because they can't comprehend God."
Oh, and YOU can?? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! What kind of drugs are you on, man, I want some, too!
Hey, Bettie--if dogs came from wolves, then why are there still wolves???
2007-01-19 13:25:08 · answer #6 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Yes you are right they can't do but thinking that god is like a human,GOD ALLMIGHTY IS NEVER LIKE ANYTHING YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM AND YOU DO KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT HIM...
042.011 (He is) the Creator of the heavens and the earth: He has made for you pairs from among yourselves, and pairs among cattle: by this means does He multiply you: there is nothing whatever like unto Him, and He is the One that hears and sees (all things). (quran)
2007-01-22 06:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by shockoshocko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
Why do atheists hang around here, if they don't believe in God?
How can you look at all of this and not believe in a creator?
Wouldn't it be better just to believe, and be right, than not believe, and be proven wrong?
How can you think I cam from apes?
who do you think woke you up this morning?
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Why won't atheists just stop being rebellious and stubborn?
How can we get atheists out of this section?
Atheists, don't you know that God loves you, and wants you to be with him? Do you really want to go to hell?
Are atheists devil worshippers?
You were saying?
Lois, that has to be my favorite! =0)
2007-01-19 13:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Haha because it is fun upsetting religious people that give a hell about what non believers think of their religion or God. Who cares? I am not religious (antagonist) and I really could careless what atheist or religious people have to say. Learn to laugh at that stuff.
2007-01-19 13:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by incubabe 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is your mind so small that you can't accept the truth that your god, ANY god, is highly improbable to exist and has no evidence of which to speak? How pathetic.
2007-01-19 13:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋