Do you think this is funny:
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-01-19 13:17:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. i liked this one.. funny
2007-01-19 13:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by godisamor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha very good. I guess that's why blonde's have more fun, they can take a joke.
2007-01-19 21:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its funnny but your missing the ending
"the blonde shouts FIRE! and they shoot"
2007-01-21 14:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by manduhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha she said fire...she said fire..ha...ha..oh..umm, yeah jokes okay i reckon, but i like knock knock jokes better! knock knock??
2007-01-19 21:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by nessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent -go with it.
2007-01-19 21:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Brick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!
2007-01-19 21:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋