A Blonde's Year in Review
Jan. Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Feb. Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels - Helllloooo!!! - bottles won't fit in printer!
March. Got really excited;finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months; box said '2-4years'.
April Trapped on escalator for hours - power went out.
May Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions - 8cups of water won't fit into these little packets!
June Tried to go waterskiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast-stroke swimming competition...learned later that the other swimmers cheated; they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm. Car swamped because soft-top was open.
Sept. The capital of California starts with the letter 'C', doesn't it??
Oct. - Hate M & Ms - they are so hard to peel.
Nov.- Couldn't call 911 - 'duh' - there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Dec.- Baked the turkey for 4 1/2hrs - instructions said 1hr per lb & I
weight 108!!
2007-01-19 13:10:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no i havent but its so funny thanks i needed a laugh
2007-01-19 13:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by EmZy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the funniest 'ever' yet i will assist you to recognize the terrific i've got heard of recent - a guy walks right into a pub and sits down. The barman asks if he might like a drink, he thank you him and asks for a lager. They communicate, and shaggy dog tale and as quickly as the guy has finished his drink the barman requests his money. the guy, notwithstanding if, refuses. He replies 'I got here into this bar, and you presented me a drink Now, you pronounced not something approximately money. in case you have been to stroll right into a bar and get presented a drink, might you assume to might desire to pay afterwards? look, i'm a criminal expert. you could take this further, yet i'm able to assist you to recognize this for loose - you do not have a leg to stand on.' The barman, apoplectic, demands the guy leave and on no account come again. the guy does so. a week later, an analogous guy returns to the bar. The barman immediately demands he leave as quickly as lower back, yelling the possibilities at him and rambling approximately how he had conned him out of his money. notwithstanding if, the guy seems baffled. 'i don't know what you're speaking approximately. I actual have on no account been right here earlier in my existence.' on the start, the barman refuses to have confidence it, yet at last he does and seems slightly embarrassed. 'Oh. properly then..i'm sorry. you could desire to have a double.' 'thank you'. replied the guy, 'i will have a whisky'.
2016-10-07 10:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!
What happened On Leap Year?
Thanks, RR
2007-01-19 13:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-19 13:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the jigsaw puzzle one!
2007-01-19 13:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one of your best fingers like the april one 10/10
2007-01-19 21:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up
2007-01-19 13:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was sooo funny! I have never heard it before. Well, now I have! lol good one!
2007-01-19 13:37:57 · answer #8 · answered by shelthefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I heard this one, from you right now!
2007-01-19 13:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHH YEA I HEAD THAT 1 GOOD GOOD TRY LIL MAMA
2007-01-19 13:14:47 · answer #10 · answered by michele l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be on COMEDY CENTRAL ...Good clean jokes are not the norm...
2007-01-19 13:16:10 · answer #11 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋