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I heard 4'9 is the magic number.

2007-01-19 12:53:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Um, no.

(how many times must I be pestered with not-funny ignorance?)

I love you, hate your ideas. It's not funny by the way.

G.B.

2007-01-19 13:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by L-dog =) 3 · 0 1

4 foot 1

2007-01-19 20:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 1 0

As tall as you get. That's the only magic number.

Oh, and a belief in heaven and all that would surely help too.

2007-01-19 20:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think he has a measuring rod right by the door and you have to line up with it before you go in. I think you have to be over four ft. Heaven is a very rough ride. Too rough for the tiny tots. OO

L dog kiss my butt.

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2007-01-19 21:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didn't know there was a height requirement. We Jews believe that the righteous of all nations will enter Heaven.

2007-01-19 21:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 0 1

About 4' 10" sorry you lose.

2007-01-19 20:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its only the penalty hell you have to worry about. Trusting Christ and Him alone will get you there. Bon Voyage !!!

Romans 1:20-21: "For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened." We must acknowledge God as the Creator of everything and accept our humble position in God's creation.

Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God.” We must all realize that we are sinners and that we need forgiveness. We are not worthy of God’s grace.

Romans 5:8 “But God demonstrates His love toward us, in that, while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” Through Jesus, God gave us a way to be saved from our sins. God showed us His love by giving us the potential for life through the death of His Son, Jesus Christ.

Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” If we remain sinners, we will die. However, if we accept Jesus as our Lord and Savior, and repent of our sins, we will have eternal life.

Romans 10:9-10 “That if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Just confess that Jesus Christ is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead and you will be saved!

Romans 10:13 “For whoever calls on the name of the LORD shall be saved.” There are no religious formulas or rituals -- Call upon the name of the Lord and you will be saved!

Romans 11:36: "For of Him and through Him and to Him are all things, to whom be glory forever. Amen." Determine in your heart to make Jesus Christ the Lord of your life today.

2007-01-19 21:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0 1

is this some type of a joke? God doesn't judge you by your appearance, or your height. He judges you by how you live your life. it's like saying, "how tall do you have to be before you're allowed to buy a house, or get married?"

2007-01-19 20:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by sportzgurl 3 · 0 2

So you are 5'4... after I Azz-Rape your Corpse, you'll walk a little stooped towards the Pearl Neckless Gates...you're all set to go through!

You should THANK ME!

2007-01-19 20:59:10 · answer #9 · answered by Rembrandt 2 · 0 2

at least 2 inches

2007-01-19 20:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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