Poor Jesus:-(
2007-01-19 12:40:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-01-19 12:45:18 · update #1
He will turn the earth into marshmallow. He's Jesus for Christ's sake.
2007-01-19 12:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol. very funny! I think he would laugh at that. He doesn't need a parachute baby, he's not playing kid's games here, he laughs at your parachute
2007-01-19 20:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ain't gonna parachute, he's gonna air surf on a magic board.
2007-01-19 20:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I thought base jumping was illegal in some countries!
2007-01-19 20:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like the mind, it only functions properly when its OPEN!
2007-01-19 20:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Splat.
Whoops.
2007-01-19 20:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hm.. He might land in water. Unfortunately, he walks on it, so it's a solid surface to him. Uh oh!
2007-01-19 20:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
"God has given His angels charge to protect Him in all His ways..." Psalms 91
2007-01-19 20:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol i would try to catch him to be second in command
2007-01-19 20:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No parachutes needed buddy.
JESUS IS LORD.
End of story.
G.B.
2007-01-19 20:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by L-dog =) 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋