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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
- Why, of course, comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
- I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.
The first man responds by saying, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. Let's have another round to Ireland".
- Of course!!, replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
- Galway, comes the reply.
"I can't believe it!!", says the first man, "I'm from Galway too. Let's have another drink to Galway!!".
- Of course!! to Galway!!, replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"
- St Mary's, replies the second man, I graduated in 1962.
"This is unbelievable", the first man says. "I went to St Mary's and I graduated in 1962 too!!".

About that time, one of the regulars comes in and sits down at the bar.
- "What's been going on?" he asks the barman.
- "Nothing much", replies the barman. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again".

2007-01-19 12:39:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

LOL! I told my mom that and she laughed so hard we had to put her on a ventilater!

2007-01-19 12:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny.

2007-01-19 21:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice 1

2007-01-19 20:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by patster 2 · 0 0

Sounds like somebody is seeing double !
Double gin, double vodka, in fact double anything !

2007-01-19 20:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Funny!! And I don't agree with Cat Luva............I think your avatar is "muy caliente" !!! (very hot)

2007-01-19 21:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

That's cute.

2007-01-19 20:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats a cute joke i haven't read!

2007-01-19 20:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by charles 2 · 0 0

that is so funny and cute too.

2007-01-19 21:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0 0

AAAAHHhahahahahaha!!!!!

2007-01-19 23:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0 0

LOL!!! That is totally funny!!!

2007-01-19 20:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

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