A MAN GOES INTO HIS OLD JOB AT THE MILL AND SAYS IS JOE IN NO CAME THE REPLY HES GONE FOR COTTON I'LL COME BACK 2 WEEKS TIME 2 WEEK LATER THE MAN RETURNS IS JOE IN NO AGAIN CAME THE REPLY HES GONE FOR COTTON OK I'LL COME BACK IN 4 MONTHS WHEN HE WALKS IN THE NEXT TIME HE ASKS IN JOE IN NO CAME THE REPLY HES DEAD WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN ASKS THE MAN 2 MONTHS AGO WHERE DID THEY BURY HIM WOULD LIKE TO PAY MY LAST RESPECTS OVER IN THE MILL CEMETERY SO THE MAN GETS SOME FLOWERS AND FINDS THE MANS GRAVE HE READS THE INSCRIPTION WHICH SAYS "JOE GONE BUT NOT FOR COTTON"
2007-01-19 12:30:37 · 22 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you really need to learn punctuation, proper capitalisation, and paragraphs.... holey carp
2007-01-19 12:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by canuck 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-01-19 20:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by rawson_wayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10 mush
2007-01-19 20:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by patster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the song says "Too good to be for cotton "
2007-01-19 20:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it 10/10
2007-01-22 08:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by DEBORAH M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stared it but ya only get a 6.
2007-01-20 00:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor joe ;(
what did the man want anyway?
2007-01-23 18:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by smile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real 'groaner' keep up the good work!
2007-01-19 20:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute joke
2007-01-19 20:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh! my eyes! next time put off caps lock
2007-01-19 20:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋