I heard a guy say to a girl: Nice dress, that would look great on the floor beside my bed, and the girl went for it!
2007-01-19 12:27:59 · 21 answers · asked by Scott T 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
a$$h0l3 XD
2007-01-19 12:32:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAND TO GOD...i became at SUBWAY in Lake Placid. I had in basic terms moved there for an internship. This guy walks right as a lot as me, sits down and starts chatting with me, he receives right into my face and asks "what do you imagine about own area". i became dumbfounded. We dated for 2 years after that. That became interior the summer season of 1995. To this present day he's one among my perfect acquaintances. we stay in opposite ends of the country yet communicate atleast some times a month... i'm torn no matter if that is a robust line or terrible, although the case, it worked. good success! hehe
2016-10-15 11:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by xie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I take a picture of u? because I want to show Santa exacally what I want 4 Christmas!
M@Nh0R3Z
2007-01-19 12:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Liza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Damn Girl...Do U have room 4 me in those Jeans?"
"Did it hurt?...when U fell down from heaven?"
"You're famous right?...cuz you've been in my dreams for centuries!"
And I can go on and on...but I am afraid the Computer might EXPLODE!!!! lol =)
*Ferrari Girl*
2007-01-19 12:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That girl must have been pissed out of her mind. No self-respecting, sober woman would ever fall for that. How about this:
"Hi, I'm __________. Remember that name, because you'll be screaming it later."
2007-01-19 13:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to preface this line let me say my friend is asain american (filipino to be exact). a staple of food for these people is seafood.
so the guy says, " Hey you are filipino right? Let me show you a good time babe and take you out to a fish dinner."
lol, i mean eww
2007-01-19 12:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by krillin5959 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used one and it worked
I didn't know they let goddess out of the palace
2007-01-19 12:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by cowboybronco01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you have a quarter so I can use the payphone? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love"
2007-01-19 12:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about coming home and cooking me breakfast in the morning?
Do you want to see me lick my eyebrows?
2007-01-19 12:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by jazzpaging 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are those pants felt? Do you want them to be?
Are your underwear made of windex? Cause I can really see myself in them.
2007-01-19 12:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by lovey1486 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋