i'm bored right now so i want a laugh............... THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 12:14:34 · 10 answers · asked by mkh6294 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A boy comes up to his mother and says:
''Mum, I saw how daddy
entered to our maid's room. He made her lay in the bed, he made her to get off her clothes, he made her open her legs and then put his... his... ''
''No it's okay'' replied the mother, ''wait for the dinner, I want you to embarass your daddy by saying that on the dinner in front of the visits''.
When everyone including the father and the maid is on the table eating delicious food, the mother tells her kid to tell the story again so the kid stars:
''Guess what!!, I saw how daddy
entered to our maid's room. He made her lay in the bed, he made her get off her clothes, he made her open her legs and then put his... his..., mummy, what's the thing that you suck to the limo driver?
2007-01-19 12:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Betta Franka 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
2007-01-19 13:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by DarkAardvark 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.
Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table.
Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so."
Snow White says, "It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."
Just then, Quasi started walking up the road really steamed.
He says, "Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"
2007-01-19 12:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots, whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach you parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank You!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in the cage with the two male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi! We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other and exclaims, "Put the beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"
2007-01-19 12:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ari 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
4 Ants and Elephant meet up !!
1st ant: Lets beat the elephant !
2nd: Yeahh!
3rd: Lets take the revenge !
4th: No guyz we'r 4 .. hez alone .. lets leave !!
I know its not the best .. but might help u :D !!
2007-01-19 12:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by MurtaZa 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know this is not good, but it's the best i got.
George bush has just purchased a RING and invited Iraq to his ring but Iraq ended up black and blue, what is that ring and what bush do???
that was a BOXING RING, george has bushwacked his Iraq guests!:)
2007-01-19 12:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by skynet 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why did dracula take some medicine?
b/c he wante to stop his coffin
this is kind of lame but i found it funny
2007-01-19 12:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.
Made me laugh. =P
2007-01-19 13:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Pixie_Lily 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
..why do dogs lick their balls?...becuz they can!!
2007-01-19 12:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by chillie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who farted?
2007-01-19 12:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋