A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes
into the kitchen. "Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"
"What do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her
balloons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
"God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
2007-01-19 12:12:04 · 15 answers · asked by TNL 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OKAY, that was really cute !
thanx for sharing !
2007-01-19 12:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Nat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lucky Aunt Eliza.
Poor Dad.
2007-01-19 20:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by istitch2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2007-01-19 20:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by rawson_wayne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 20:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I TOLD THAT JOKE BEFORE BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY still funny 10/10
2007-01-19 20:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor mom. lol i love this joke.
2007-01-19 21:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!!
2007-01-19 21:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew. it's kind of funny though, lol.
2007-01-19 20:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
..that was soo funnie..i laughed right out loud...
2007-01-19 20:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by chillie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-19 23:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋