A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very
lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance
money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Remember that
bl o w job I promised you? Well ...... here it comes..."
2007-01-19 12:10:27 · 8 answers · asked by TNL 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol wow that's funny. I wonder if he sees her doing that. (him: noooooooooooo!!!!) lol
2007-01-19 12:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly! 8/10
2007-01-19 12:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwww.
2007-01-19 12:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny joke!
2007-01-19 12:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-01-19 12:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by mikeymike623 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny like ha.ha., but witty, i guess...
2007-01-19 12:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff
2007-01-19 12:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by ¢ãî®ñ¥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
10/10
OMG
LMAO!!!
2007-01-19 12:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋