A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-01-19 11:52:13
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answer #1
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answered by micho 7
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practical jokes are great if done to someone who is in the mental capacity to be party to be on the receiving end. I put jello in a shell oil corp colleagues hat after haven sprayed the inside with pam. He could dish it out but was hostile when on the receiving end. It was the end of a career with a company that employees got paid to tell contractors to do what they themselves were job titled to do oneself, with all the beneees including food, housing, transport including a fleet of copters? Funny--- yes--- I retained a better job and retired twice over. The joke was on them during the 20 plus of them fighting improper termination. #2) Exlax in place of hershey bars
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answered by Anonymous
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Whist exploring Peru, an English officer moored his boat at the river bank and told the surrounding natives, in their own language: "I am your friend, i have come in peace." Unfortunately, the man who had taught him the phrase was having a laugh and he had actually said: "I am your enemy, i have come to kill you." He and his crew were killed by the arrows that streamed down on them. Some practical jokes can go al little too far.
2007-01-19 12:08:53
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answered by Trumptonboy 4
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When i was in nurse training a friend/colleague and I were "assisting a patient with toiletting"..... after assisting the patient I quickly shared some of the brown stuff with my colleague by wiping some on her forearm while the patient wasn't looking!
While we found the above funny.... we both agreed that its completely gross and nauseating if/when you accidentally put your finger through the paper when your wiping your own bum!
2007-01-19 12:19:40
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answered by sean 3
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My boyfriend convinced me that the mark on his chest ws a scar from when he had been shot by an air rifle. I believed him for a whole year until he revealed at a party full of his family that it was in fact a third nipple. I was the laughing stock - dam him!!
2007-01-19 12:03:13
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answer #5
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answered by doodlenatty 4
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The usual 'New to job' pranks, when the other people in the work place send you to a different dept. for "A long stand" or "Tartan paint". My most embarrasing being when I was about 10, my dad sent me to the local DIY store, I was sent for a spirit level bubble!
2007-01-19 12:00:29
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answered by Kizzy_ 5
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My friend told me that the party was a costume party, so I went and got what I wore to the Renaissance Pleasure Faire. And I was the only one in costume. Later on I pushed him into the pool, so he climbed out, got me, picked me up, and jumped back in.
I think we had a truce after that.
2007-01-19 11:53:24
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answered by Anonymous
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This is embarrassing!
Some friends convinced me that Opossums were Armadillo's before they grow a shell.
They added the reminder that you never see a baby Armadillo!
(I was younger and stupider, OK)
2007-01-19 11:53:36
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answered by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6
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the trick where some one asks you how many times you have to bang your head on the table before a dime falls off, when there is no dime there. i totally fell for that one
2007-01-19 12:06:57
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answer #9
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answered by smart_blonde92 2
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My sister put a large gray stuffed animal in the middle of the floor and I though it was a rat. I screamed so loud. . . my sister was in the corner laughing her head off. :)
2007-01-19 11:57:14
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answer #10
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answered by ime 3
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