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Instead of sending in our valuable troops, just unleash 10000 rabid chickens. Who's gonna stop that?

2007-01-19 11:09:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Military

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Haha. Combat chickens. It worked for Genghis Khan when he attacked Volohoi. Except that was done by setting fire to the tails of cats and swallows and sending them back into the city. And, oh yeah, the city didn't have guns and rockets to shoot back with. Who knows? It's worth a shot. Who's gonna miss 10000 chickens anyway?

2007-01-19 12:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Land Warrior 4 · 3 0

This is awful, but I must admit that I have never heard of a rabid chicken.

2007-01-19 19:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't see why not. We already have a rabid chicken as Commander in Chief.

2007-01-19 19:42:37 · answer #3 · answered by Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater 2 · 0 2

that would be hilarious. hard to aim a gun when a chicken's poking out your eyes! LOL it'd have to be after dark though, don't you think? that way they won't see the chickens coming.

hey remember that movie The Birds.............

2007-01-19 19:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by political junkie 4 · 0 0

The chickens will be shot, eaten, or just wont do nothing at all. That wont help, we need guns.

2007-01-19 19:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Samuel Navine 1 · 0 0

perdue has staged an anti war protest..the chickens are all up in arms

2007-01-19 19:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by fuufingf 5 · 1 0

Fowls cannot get rabies. Sorry, must be warm blooded mammal. Try skunks, that should do the trick.

2007-01-19 19:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

How about using bat's

2007-01-19 19:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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