The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims: "So you are are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
"I'd like to speak to my horse," responds the Lone Ranger.
The Chief nods, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear. The loyal horse then gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blone woman on his back. As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Chief admits he is impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
Again, the Lone Ranger asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he agains whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a many of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"
"I'd like to speak to my horse again, alone," the Lone Rangers replies.
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is once again brought to the Lone Ranger's tend. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square n the eyes and says, "Listen carefully you stupid as s, for the last time, I said: BRING POSSE!!"
2007-01-19 10:40:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I lost you at the part where it said: "The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party."
- Bride
2007-01-19 10:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Tori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok raised a chuckle but what happened to Tonto?
Did he & the chief go 1 on 1!
2007-01-19 10:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It like that with me to. some human beings imagine i'm stoic because i do no longer locate coach like south park, relations guy or modern-day day sitcom humorous. after I meet new human beings they anticipate me to chuckle at they jokes although the failings is i do no longer locate it humorous i stumble on they jokes lame and stupid.
2016-10-15 11:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 11:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats hillarious. I remember my grandpa told me that one when I was like 12! If you don't find that funny your humor is gone, so I hope you found it funny.
2007-01-19 10:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lost ya at he was granted 3 wishes
2007-01-19 10:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i think he needs to watch the hours whisper again lol
2007-01-20 17:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by littlebabystorms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would find it funny, but you lost me at the last word...
2007-01-19 10:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I thought that was funny
2007-01-19 10:46:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard worse, did break inyo a smile!
2007-01-19 10:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋