anything funny??

Question

my friend is over and we need to laugh
any jokes?? embarassing moments?? personal experiences?? anything??
appreciate it a lot...............
thanx

Answer 1

alright, well the others have not made me laugh.

Personal experiences-

I am the proud owner of six children. (owner=mommy.)

Well, you will only get this one if you know what *crabs* are. (not the little beach crawlers). My gigantic family had to go to our church's seafood potluck. My husband though it would be nice to serve lobster Alfredo. So we let our kids pick out a couple of live lobsters. I needed the sauce, so I told them "help mommy find a creamy white sauce". all of a sudden my three year old, derin, yells out in the middle of Wall mart "MY MOMMY GOTS CRABS AND SHE NEEDS SOME CREAM!!!!" OMG!!!! I was mortified for life!!! Good thing most thought it was funny.

When I was pregnant with my sixth, my husband was about to go to the store and he told my kids to ask me what I wanted. It was so cute. I told them I needed slimy chocolate milk and powdered doughnuts. So my youngest says "Mommy wants some swimmy chocoyate muk and some powdeyd donos NOW, Pronto, andele, run, CHOP CHOP DADDOI!!!!! It was AdOrAbLe!!!!!!!!!!!!

You and your freind can find some funny jokes on line, or play a fun game.

Answer 2

4 blondes in a car driving on I-95 get pulled over for speeding
officer says
"do you know how fast you were going?"
"i went the speed limit"
"you were going 95"
"that is what the sign said"
"that was the name of the road"

the officer looks in the back and sees the other three blondes eyes wides and hearts pounding

he says
"what is wrong with them?"
the blonde replies
"oh, we just got off of highway 210"

Answer 3

Instead of surfing the web, talk to your friend instead.

Answer 4

Before you start laughing , , , call me so I can laugh with you . .

Answer 5

no bot really. but I willl think of some.

Answer 6

tickle yourselves