theres this guy stranded in the desert for days without food. then he sees a guy with 2 camels coming and asks him for one. he says:ok but hes a weird one u have to say go to make him stop and praise the lord to make him go faster.". so he kept saying praise the lord to make hi go fastercwhen he sees a cliff up ahead. he yells"stop stop GO!!!" and they stop at the edge of the cliff."Praise the Lord"!!!
2007-01-19 09:42:20 · 13 answers · asked by !!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard that one before and it still makes me laugh
2007-01-19 09:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a 20 year old joke... i can't believe that i can read it here
Here's a better one...
The Vow of Celebracy
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.
After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.
The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.
"The R! They left out the R!"
"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.
After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
2007-01-19 10:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao, 9/10
2007-01-19 10:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-19 09:54:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
didnt get it @ 1st, now i do HAHA! not rely dat funni tho
2007-01-19 09:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooo goooooood
2007-01-19 09:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. but why'd you post it on here?
2007-01-19 09:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetgirl93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok but where is the question?
2007-01-19 09:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by miss thang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dasfzdsfg
2007-01-19 09:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-01-19 09:57:15 · answer #10 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋