One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
2007-01-19 09:40:03 · 6 answers · asked by oc 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love u. please keep them coming
2007-01-19 09:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha except a beet and a potato are not fruit!
2007-01-19 09:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by justmedrt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant So good that someone with no sense of humour will report them and they'll end up deleted Here's one for you to add to them Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
2016-05-23 22:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 09:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao..........he outsmart that teacher. I like his thinking lol lol
2007-01-19 09:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!!!
2007-01-19 09:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋