Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them.
St. Peter goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin."
The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Peter. "I once touched a man's penis with this finger". St. Peter thought for a while and said. "I'm sure it was in the line of duty; Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around." She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in.
The second nun went to St. Peter and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand." Again St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties; Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in." The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in.
All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun. St. Peter was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of Sister?"
The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaked her *** in it!"
2007-01-19 09:37:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To long. Not funny. Aint you got some short jokes? GEES
2007-01-19 09:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 22:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but laughed this time as well. Too good.
How about this one...
Once a devotee asks a priest... "What's the secret of that smile on your face? Is there anything or anyone in your life who keeps you happy other than the holy Bible?"
The priest replied... "None (nun) my child none (nun)".
2007-01-19 10:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before two points of for that 8/10
2007-01-19 10:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 5 stars, personally I kind of prefer the "long" jokes.
2007-01-19 09:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
now now (nun) of that 10/10 lol
2007-01-19 13:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before yet it still amuses me...thanks for the joke.:)
2007-01-19 09:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2007-01-21 15:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting, and an insult to my religion - and blooming funny.
2007-01-19 09:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still think its brilliant lol
2007-01-19 09:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by sundancer332003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋