One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
2007-01-19 09:22:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 09:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 1st one superb. i think of i've got met the 2nd. And the third jogs my memory of an uncle who replaced into coming back from the lake along with his own boat and trailer. As he replaced into vacationing down a steep slope, while he his motor vehicle replaced into handed by using a ship and trailer. "look," he suggested, "somebody's lost their trailer!" with regards to the time it crashed right into a tree, he found out it replaced into his boat and trailer.
2016-10-31 13:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-19 09:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the first answerer: he was pretending to be drunk so the officer would pay attention to him, and not to his drunk buddies getting outta there.
2007-01-19 16:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i really like that good joke Kudos
2007-01-19 09:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol keep them coming and to the first answer are you thick or something
2007-01-19 09:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by tom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-19 09:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
tats funny good one but make it shorter
2007-01-19 09:31:00 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamer 02 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-01-19 09:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by lickonsumhonee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it?
2007-01-19 09:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by spicy delicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋