A man walks into a bar, absolutely infuriated. He grabs a seat and hunches over. The bartender leans over, sayin "What can I get'ya". The man orders a beer. As the bartender gives him the beer he asks him why he's in such a mood. The man replies saying " Lawyers are assholes man." Suddenly, a man in the back stood up. "HEY BUDDY, I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT!" The man sitting down scowels and says "What are you a lawyer?" The man replies "NO, IM AN ASSHOLE".
2007-01-19 09:20:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tasteless but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 09:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-19 17:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by puga882006@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-19 17:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋