Bad Bathroom Experience
Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."
2007-01-19 09:18:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Gag*
Sick but funny
2007-01-19 09:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but cute. 8/10! Ewwwww!
2007-01-19 09:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah its disgusting! but most jokes are
10 outta 10 hun!
2007-01-19 09:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by answer! this 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha that's pretty wierd, but funny!
2007-01-19 09:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed. Good one!
2007-01-19 09:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by Clint H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious but gross. Kudos
2007-01-19 09:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was funny
2007-01-19 09:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by spicy delicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gross, but yeah it was funny
2007-01-19 09:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by I love your rude answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! hahaha
2007-01-19 09:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was hilarious!
2007-01-19 09:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by Nabiha... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋